A survey is a study about different things where one person asks questions and another person answers them.
I work doing surveys for a living.
by Thuggish June 22, 2003
(verb) To measure the size of one's genitals.
After Surveying your penis
by Anonymous June 11, 2003
What happens when you call someone to ask them out, but you get cold feet when they pick up the phone (or worse, when someone else picks up). Just pretend you are doing a survey to get out of the call. DO NOT ATTEMPT AN ACCENT.
Jerry: Another woman already? What did you say to her?
Liz: I did a fake survey!
Jerry: You did the fake survey!?
Liz: I know! I'm not over him!
by montypark October 23, 2008
another way of saying "and the answer is...."
(from the game show Family Feud, where the host in the final round would shout "survey says!" to the board, to reveal how many people came back with the same answer to the question).
when looking something up on Google, some people have a tendency to utter the words "survey says" when the results appear on the screen....what noobs!
by holly February 12, 2005
a female that posts a survey bulletin on myspace (a survey bulletin is a bulletin that has pre-written questions for the person to answer them so they can show their myspace friends what their answers are to these obscene questions) but a survey bitch only posts a survey bulletin that has the following questions: "Have you had your heart broken lately?" or "Do you think relationships are worth it?" etc... the reason they want to answer those questions and show everybody what their answers are, is because their boyfriend had recently broken up with her and they attempt (usually a failed attempt) to try to make that person feel guilty. The survey bitch tries to cover up their reason for doing the survey bulletin (the reason being to make her ex guilty) by making the title of the bulletin the following title: "I'm doing a survey because i was bored." when everyone should know that the only reason she did it was to make her ex feel guilty, not because she was bored.
The following is a real life example of survey done by a Survey Bitch.

Do you think​ relat​ionsh​ips are ever reall​y worth​ it?
haaaa!
no comment.

When was the last time you were extre​mely disap​point​ed?​​​
yesterday night.

the last perso​n you kisse​d and the next perso​n you'​​​ll kiss the same?​​​
haa.

honestly;probally never again

Are you missi​ng someo​ne?​​​
"no comment.
"

What were you doing​ at 11:​​​00 am today​?​​​
asleep.

i had a rough night.

Regre​t doing​ anyth​ing in the past week?​​​
yes.

caring about things.

keep in mind that this particular survey bitch had their boyfriend break up with them the day before.

by PrenoctopussSejonjon January 4, 2009
Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
by pavillionguy August 12, 2008
the most annoying thing in the world, usually linked from YouTube and offering "2 good to be true" promises, which when filled out, usually results and email-spam rape, and a broken spirit and/or virus
by sharecashisgay October 3, 2010