Sureling

Something sure, doesn’t happen, but will happen in the future.

Bro: Do you think Manchester City will win the next game against Liverpool?
Me: Yeah, that’s a sureling.

Sureling by AfroKayDee November 24, 2023

spreling 

An arrogant big headed douchebag.

That guy is such a spreling.

spreling by Greatbrewer May 31, 2016

surtling

(Verb)
Wrestling a snapping turtle so you can use it as a surfboard

Guy 1: I went surtling yesterday
Guy 2: oh I've always wanted to surtle

Wow, look at that surtler surtling over there!

surtling by Caprine Hyacinth November 20, 2021

Surpling 

Stop edging

Stop surpling during class jacob

Surpling by Ibonny May 2, 2024