Fermented Baltic herring. Purported by some (but by no means all) Swedes to be a highly-prized delicacy. Asserted by everyone else to be rottenfish in a can.
My bro is in hospital after he tried to eat that can of surstromming. I hope he makes it!
A nearly rotten fishy/fish type delicacy that has fermented for at least six months and is usually packaged or sealed in a can and is often described as the smelliest food in the whole world.
Do NOT evensmell Surstromming if you can't handle vomiting or at least gagging.
“OMG I always thought it was the Garbage truck that smells awful, turns out it’s Makita and her unwashed Surströmming Taco. Can you tell her to close her legs because it’s making me sick”
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.