Fermented Baltic herring. Purported by some (but by no means all) Swedes to be a highly-prized delicacy. Asserted by everyone else to be rotten fish in a can.
My bro is in hospital after he tried to eat that can of surstromming. I hope he makes it!
A nearly rotten fishy/fish type delicacy that has fermented for at least six months and is usually packaged or sealed in a can and is often described as the smelliest food in the whole world.
Do NOT even smell Surstromming if you can'thandle vomiting or at least gagging.
“OMG I always thought it was the Garbage truck that smells awful, turns out it’s Makita and her unwashed Surströmming Taco. Can you tell her to close her legs because it’s making me sick”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'