surgeflation 

Raising prices for no reason other than a business being busy. Started with Uber, now anyone with the power to do so wants to raise prices on a whim.

Thanks to surgeflation, my $5 footlong cost $23 because there were 6 people in line for the lunch rush.

surgeflation by anonymous February 29, 2024

surgeration 

Surgeration is when someone or something is put under for a magical and life changing procedure. During this procedure one has surgery and an operation. Other known as a surgeration.

In ancient times Egyptian doctors healed unicorns by performing surgeration.

surgeration by Truewordfacts March 11, 2015