surge protectors

condoms, rubbers, IUDs, diaphrams, the pill, etc

Hey joe; aren't you afraid you are going to get her pregnant? Hell no, as long as I have my surge protectors, I am not worried.

surge protectors by mo cox February 1, 2007

surge protectors

Those who oppose an increase in troops in Iraq, like most Democrats and a few Republicans.

Democrats who have jumped in to run for President in 2008 want to prevent Bush from sending 20,000 more kids to Iraq. They are the surge protectors.

surge protectors by euphemismo January 22, 2007

surge protector 

in a situation that finds three men simultaneously having anal sex, with person (a) topping person (b), and person (b) topping person (c), the surge protector refers to the middle person (person b), who is both getting anally penetrated while anally penetrating at the same time. this middle participant in the threesome is in effect transferring power from the person fucking him to the person he is fucking.

yo, that surge protector is fucking and getting fucked at the same time!

surge protector by alfie mellow July 22, 2010

Surge Protector 

a socket extension for plugs with an inbuilt fuse that prevents high voltage surges of electricity travelling through the plugs to electronic devices and destroyig them

"dammit there was a power surge in my house last night and my computer went bust, i need a surge protector to plug my computer into so it wont happen again."

Surge Protector by Benguin January 28, 2007

Surge Protector 

Someone who runs interference between you and a stupid person - like a tool.

Man, I can't stand that Tool. I need a surge protector.

Surge Protector by GCH October 9, 2005

Serge the protector 

1. Super hero based on yann blomquist who harnesses the power of electricity, and has cables, exrension chords, and power chords which make up his arm/ hand region.

Serge the protector's logo is made up of a surge protector and its cable surrounded by lightning bolts/electricity.

Serge has been often known to wear vests, plad shirts, and hiking boots during the day, and his coustume with arm bands, and saddle shoes while fighting crime.

FRANCE NEEDS A HERO!
what is this?
It is SERGE THE PROTECTOR!
haw, haw, haw, we are savved!

Serge the protector by the gentile gangsta' December 24, 2003