Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.
After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.
by Yaybob October 12, 2006
(verb, noun) Drinking alcohol (liquid=surf) and smoking pot (plant=turf) on the same night/day. They can be done in either order, or simultaneously.
(Noun)
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
E: I am so baked and wasted right now.
C: I feel ya dude. I love surf and turf.
(Verb)
P: I was so messed up last night.
S: Did you Surf and Turf?
P: Yeah... that's what happens when you Surf and Turf.
by dcchild January 18, 2011
by maddog407 July 16, 2008
(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
by Labattomy July 26, 2004
'Dude, I heard you hooked up with Karen last night; how was it?'
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
'I had to bail. She pulled down her pants and expected me to have a little surf and turf."
by Sheetz Dogg November 20, 2009
when the beefer that you picked up at the bar is fat as a cow, and when she pulled down her pants, it smelled like low tide.
by Pinhog October 08, 2003
by Todd K. August 02, 2004