A lighthearted but subtly disparaging term for a yappy little canine who seems to conquer the neighborhood by demonstrating endless vigilance and an apparent inability to be silent.
We love our superyapper, he keeps us safe and feeling like kings and queens of our littlecastle!
A sexual interaction where the male throws his partner into the corner of a room and proceeds to twist his body left and right slapping his partner across the face with his penis repeatedly. It is likely for the partner to turn on the male by saying "Hit me baby one more time."
"Can`t fuck after last night, my cock is dying after trying the Superslapper for a solid 20 minutes!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.