superstonk

R/superstonk retail investors of GME. BUY, HODL, VOTE 🚀🦍💎🙌🏻

Superstonk made me richer than Kenny’s mayo

by Smoothbrainape June 4, 2021

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superstockracer

A slow drag racer who talks smack but cant back it up.

Bob: Did you hear what Chris did?
John: No, what?
Bob: He went full SuperStockRacer. He threatened to beat up the entire forum, they set up a place to meet, he never showed.
John: Well, thats no surprise for Chris, actually its very typical.

by YellowbulletFan May 28, 2020

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St. Cloud Supersoaker

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.

"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."

by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021

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Supersoaker 3000 Gorilla Grip Coochie

Wet ass cooch

Damn she got that supersoaker 3000 gorilla grip coochie

by Superduperunicornbear September 8, 2020

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Seattle SuperSonics

A basketball team that Howard Schultz once bought and later sold. He wanted to preserve them for Seattle, and thanks to his qualities as a leader, they are now based in Oklahoma City and are using a different name.

Let's hope that Howard, king of the smoothies, slurpees and coffee flavored milk, can handle his other businesses as well as he handled the Seattle SuperSonics.

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? January 13, 2009

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