super wonk

A term used when a person does something that is categorized as weird and nerd like.

Jack: Hey Jill, I got a break-up email from that girl I was telling you about the other day.

Jill: Really?

Jack: Yeah, it's pretty funny since we've never met.

Jill: Dude, that's super wonk!

by left brain May 12, 2009

superwank

Wanking at the speed of light.

"Mmmmmmmm... ooh, my hand's blurring!" - Superman

by Dr. Jackass April 23, 2005

Superwondertastical

The process of being so awesome a real word cannot describe your ecstasy, so a combination of four words is used to form a form of superword.

Duncan was feeling rather superwondertastical after hearing he got into Harvard.

by d-bombbb February 23, 2009

Supermonkey

An affectionate term used to describe a highly evolved negro who, though highly intelligent for his kind, is not as intelligent as a common monkey.

Person 1: Dang, word on the street is that Howard's valedictorian this year was actually able to read AND write.

Person 2: Yup, I know her, her name is Shaneekwa. She's a real supermonkey.

by Mighty Israel March 12, 2009

superwanking

Superwanking is when you are standing on a roof on a dramatically stormy and windy day, you are wearing a cape and nothing else money shot off the building and with your non wanking hand you need it outstretched like superman

Yo you see thet geezer up there, hes pulling off a sweet one, hes superwanking.

by Ya boi eat that pussy 444 October 21, 2017

Sunrise Superwank

When you wake up with a dead, floppy and unresponsive arm after sleeping on it all night and since it’s the morning you want to whack one out with the fresh hardy, use the dead arm and it almost..feels..like..you get the picture.

1. Steeeve bro, swear I had the maddest sunrise superwank this morning, felt a bit like Stylax from Plebs. I almost achieved nirvana. Swear down.

2. Broski, my Sunrise Superwank was so bomb this morning. Literally one in a million. In my dream I was with Megan Fox and I woke up to the nicest surprise my guy. Dead arm + morning bash = chakras aligned. You’ve GOTTA try it bro.

by Woo Back Baby September 30, 2020

superwok

when a guy (without being asked) strips a girl naked, pushes her up against the wall, lifts her up, and has crazy sex with her.

"I can't believe I got superwoked...I have to text the girls!"

by Kenyon D December 16, 2006