suntanimal

n. - a rare breed of human common to New Jersey and Schaumburg, IL. This organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it's vile flesh to the sun. Elderly people from Florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common...

Holy _hit! Look at those suntanimals! Dude, they are no doubt from Jersey! I don't bro - I've seen some suntanimals just outside Chicago in this _hit hole called Schaumburg... Effin' scary! _ucking suntanimals!

by Dubas January 17, 2008

Suntanama

The way that a Latin-American person turns their skin black.

"I stepped up to a jet black kid, he started speakin' Spanish. Yo he wasn't from Panama. I asked him how he got so dark, that nigga said, 'SUNTANAMA'."

-Ol' Dirty Bastard
Damage
Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version

by Dirt Dawg October 23, 2009

Subanimal

A person whose face is rated less than 3/10 on the attractiveness scale.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small

Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.

I cannot make eye contact with Johnny, he's so repulsive.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.

by Maryoussef August 12, 2022

suntanama

When a nigga get real black in the summer.

Damn nigga you been in the sun, you got suntanama!!!!

by Grimygrime February 23, 2010

stanimal

There is only one. - Alex Stan

The stanimal "dab furiously"

by The stanimal December 26, 2016