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A person whose face is rated less than 3/10 on the attractiveness scale.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small

Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.
I cannot make eye contact with Johnny, he's so repulsive.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.
Subanimal by Maryoussef August 12, 2022
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Shanimal 

Nickname for 30 Seconds to Mars' drummer, Shannon Leto.
Did you see Shanimal in the new 30 seconds to mars video? He owns so bad.
Shanimal by echelon02 April 9, 2007

The Shanimal 

a fantasy creature, over 8 feet, omnivore and passive.
person 1:just discovered what The Shanimal is!
person 2: ooh... what in the hell is a shanimal?
The Shanimal by Freezing Coffee January 11, 2022

Subanimatrophobia 

Subanimatrophobia
The fear of man made animatronics or once animated electronics fully submerged or half-submerged in liquid.

Branch of Submechanophobia
The fear of man made objects fully submerged or half-submerged in liquid.
I hate the ride 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea at Disney because of my subanimatrophobia due to the huge animatronics that are under the water!

suntanimal

n. - a rare breed of human common to New Jersey and Schaumburg, IL. This organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it's vile flesh to the sun. Elderly people from Florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common...
Holy _hit! Look at those suntanimals! Dude, they are no doubt from Jersey! I don't bro - I've seen some suntanimals just outside Chicago in this _hit hole called Schaumburg... Effin' scary! _ucking suntanimals!
suntanimal by Dubas January 17, 2008

stanimal 

There is only one. - Alex Stan
The stanimal "dab furiously"
stanimal by The stanimal December 26, 2016

Shanimal 

When a girl named Shannon comes into the jungle for one wild crazy night. She's fun!
It's shanimal season
Shanimal by Hdueisjakwj August 10, 2017
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