As a remix to Summer of 2021’s “Carly Bae Summer”, Summer of 2022 will be spent once again worshiping the iconic pop queen Carly Rae Jepsen. This summer will be spent truly diving deep into her complex ideology of iconic songs such as “Call Me Maybe” “I really like you” “cut to the feeling” “run away with me” and “store”. L.I.T’s will spend the summer studying and performing lifeguard scenarios based on the queen herself. At the end of the summer every counselor must present a 7 hour report on the queen and why she is our great messiah. Why Summer 2022? Because this summer I can’t be gatekept by those dog shit managers from last summer 💪
“This summer is Lowkey boring again”
“Dude once again you’re fucking stupid, ITS CARLYBABE SUMMER, buy a new JBL since they ruined your one last summer and GET TO WORSHIPPING”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.