sugar balls Share definition Flag An overly verbose guy with freakishly big hands and a needledick. If you meet one of these, skeet all over his punkass. Damn did you hear about sugar balls? Someone skeeted all over his punkass. sugar balls by DCuteness2000 July 29, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the sugar balls mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch