sucktivity

The degree in which something sucks. The amount of how awful or bad a particular thing is.

The movie she was watching had a high sucktivity. On a scale of 1-10, it was an 8 or 9 in sucktivity.

by lance of ann arbor March 24, 2010

Paranormal Snacktivity

When an anonymous person or persons eats a noticable amount of the snacks in your house; and nobody fesses up when parents/siblings get pissed off and the issue is adressed. A great excuse to get your family off your ass.

Sister: Where the hell did all of the oreos go?

Me: i dont know.

Mom: Bullshit, you're the one who had friends over last night! I just bought those oreos yesterday morning!

Me: Looks to me like some paranormal snacktivity..

Everyone: Ahh.. I see..

by indie_indeed March 3, 2011

saucetivity

The act of being saucy, aka drunk or high, partying, bromances,etc. There are different sauce levels, depending how much fun you're having. Most people who are involved in saucetivities use the word bro 24/7. If you want to participate in a saucetivity, you must use the word bro in every sentence possible, even if it doesnt make sense.

Hey taylor, wanna raise our sauce levels tonight, I can't wait for the saucetivities bro.

Bro, what saucetivity is raging tonight? I dont know Blake, but its gonna be a rager bro.

by M-weezyyyy June 5, 2011

Paranormal Snacktivity

When someone has an extreme urge to snack. Most often occurs late at night.

Dude, there was some serious Paranormal Snacktivity going on last night at my house...

by TylerIsRANDOMIZED October 14, 2009

slacktivity

the activity you do, or participate in to put off doing something that is not as fun, but more important.

My favorite slacktivity to do instead of writing my 5 page paper that is due tomorrow is to look up random words on Urbandictionary.com.

by Brannon Ramsdale June 15, 2006

Sucktality

1. Dying during oral sex.Fatal blowjob/fellatio/dick suck

2. When she is slowly massaging your balls with one hand and moving the other gentle hand up and down your penis while slowly sucking the head of your penis ever so lightly and swirls her tongue around the tip and you cum when she deep throats you till the point she chokes and dies

3 .The reason you sometimes have to use condoms

4. Dick sucking that leads to a fatality (if only Mortal Kombat had a fatality like that).

Guy 1: Never again will i get a blow job before i have my 1st night with my bride.Cannot believe it ended in a sucktality on her side

Old guy:Serves my wife right for cheating on me.She truely deserved that sucktality.

Guy 2:man, that blowjob was sooo good that i feel bad that i performed a sucktality on her.

by zingeraddict September 29, 2011

Slacktivity

slack-tiv-i-ty

(noun)

Completed work, albeit completed poorly due to nonchalance, intentional lack of attention to detail, or by person just not giving a sh!t.

Occasionally, slacktivity can lead to being relieved of a duty that said person might not want to be doing anyway, when used strategically.

Coworker A: Look at all these glasses in the cabinet! They aren't in the proper lines, so they don't all fit. Plus, some of them are facing up, and not facing down as everyone should always have them placed.

Coworker B: Yep. It's Jeff's week on kitchen duty. He is a master of slacktivity.

Coworker A: FORGET IT. I'll just do the kitchen stuff on his weeks.

by BrandonChrist April 21, 2014