1.Magical Ninja: "Yo man my girl knows how to suck it long and suck it hard"
2.Douchebag: "Man you suck."
Magical Ninja: "Hey, you know what, suck it, suck it long suck it hard."
To ask someone "why do you suck so hard?" is a sexual pun that refers to oral sex sarcastically, while generally implying that the person just REALLY emphatically sucks.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.