sucker punched 

When a bitch nigga shakes your hand one moment and you go inside of 7-11 but when you come out this bitch (crook) acting as if he wanted to talk to a homie, gets close to him and catches him off guard with punch in the eye as the homie had one foot on the ground and the other foot was up going to the curb. He never saw it coming. That's some pussy, lame, bitch ass CROOK shit!

What's up crook? Hands are shook next homie come out of store and crook pretends to be interested in where homie is going. Not expecting any bullshit, homie is going to talk to him and that's when bitch ass CROOK sucker punched him in the eye... punk ass bitch

sucker punched by shortygrl May 21, 2015

suckerpuncher 

A term you use when your faggot friends start fucking you over in a shitty game called League of Legends.

Term originally coined by Eugenius Krabs of the BigBlueFaggots

"Oh my God, Ryze just ulted me into the enemy team!"
"What a suckerpuncher."

suckerpuncher by derpking21 February 12, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012