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suck me off 

Oral sex on a bloke. Sucking of the penis.

fellatio

oral
She sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.

He sucked me off last night and swallowed my load.
suck me off by hapticuticle March 18, 2005
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suck me off 

to give great pleasure with the mouth and tounge in a thrusting motion
jim: "my girlfriend just broke up with me
bob: "then let me suck you off!!"
suck me off by mr.happy June 4, 2004

suck me off 

to give great pleasure using the mouth and tounge on a penis, or the male reproductive organ
jim: "i just broke up with my girlfriend"
bob: "then let me suck you off"
suck me off by mr.happy May 21, 2004

suck me off 

Generic term used to show displeasure, or dissatisfaction of something
Bob: "Larry, the cars dirty"
Larry: "Bob. just suck me off"
suck me off by Squatdog December 27, 2003

Suck me off 

Telling someone to get lost or get fucked
Hey mate give me $5
Suck me off mate”
Suck me off by Holly smf June 4, 2019

suck me off 

HWat the bitch does to my thropbbing cock in order to make it drop a load in her face.
Yo, Bithc," Martin exclaimed," Instead of jamming with that ho, why don't you git your sweet ass over heerre and suck me off!"
suck me off by James Bourne September 25, 2003

Suck me off at the next station 

The origin of this phrase stems from an Aboriginal woman who verbally fights with a man on a Brisbane train, remarking lines such as "this is my land", "ya dumb dog" and "suck me off at the next station" Therefore, it can be established that this phrase is indicative of bogan behaviour and is used as an insulting dare.
Aboriginal woman: "Suck me off at the next station please, suck my dick so hard, and I'll say yeah yeah! Bitch!"

Bogan kid: "Suck me off at the next station, lol"
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