"Even yo' daddy knows that you been suckin' down chocolate like Daddy-O's!" -
Ludacris
Smartass: "Hey guys, let's have a Hershey's
Syrup chugging contest!"
Dumbass: "
OK, but y'all are going down. I can suck down chocolate like no other!"
...long, awkward silence...
Smartass: "So, um, how 'bout them Yankees?"