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suck anon cock

The activity of sucking on a man's penis without knowledge of his identity or appearance. Examples include: sucking on the penis that extends out of a similarly sized hole in a wall, behind which the owner is hidden (commonly a gloryhole at a gay sauna), sucking on the penis is gracefully presented to you from under the panel separating your bathroom stall from the one next to you, in a contorted position trying to avoid the urine covered floor (under-stall cruising), sucking on the penis of a man in lighting conditions too low to recognize the person, whether in a park at night, or the darkroom of an after-hour club (lucky Europeans!).
1. Dude! You have to check out the darkroom, I just sucked 5 anon cocks one after the other and swallowed their cum.

2. I had been waiting for what seemed like hours, when finally a long, thick, magnificent member slid through the hole I had been fixated on, glistening with drops of pre-cum, begging me to suck anon cock.

3. Guy1: Had a good night?

Guy2: It was all-right, I was high as fuck, plus I sucked on this anon cock in a park on the way home.
Guy1: Did he cum?
Guy2: Kiss me and find out...
suck anon cock by scruffpup February 24, 2026
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026