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Suck an egg

Something you say to someone when you want them to go away ; another way of saying shut up
Bob: Where the hell is my chair!!
Larry: Juan did it
Bob: SUCK AN EGG

Suck an egg

A nicer way used to express emotion to get off your egg.
Cock: My egg is warm

Farmer: Gimme dat egg

Cock: SUCK AN EGG
Suck an egg by Traffic Stopper April 19, 2018

Suck An Egg

So i got this picture
*shows picture*
Its Gru from Despicable Me that says
SUCK AN EGG

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Person 1: Wow, ur such a loser
Person 2: SUCK AN EGG
Person 1: ???
Suck An Egg by Knee Ger123 November 13, 2018

Suck An Egg

Suck an egg a sane for many to use L0L its t00 c|asIc t0 n0t use L0L
Please go and Suck an egg. that's all.
Suck An Egg by SmartPerson232005 November 14, 2018

Suck an egg

Similar to ‘step on Lego’, a meaningless insult that has no correlation to an actual egg.
Bill: “ you’re so stupid”
Susan: “suck an egg”

go suck an egg 

a nice way to tell someone to go soak your head, go shed some skin, get lost, get bent, and well, you know what I mean.
Scalper: I got U2 tickets at $800 - $900 a pop!

Curt: Go suck an egg!
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