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suck a nut 

when someone pisses you off and you have no come-back what so ever
Tommy:" you're mom is is gay! "
Zakk: " Hey..SUCK A NUT !!! "
suck a nut by zakk April 28, 2004
Words you can keep

suck a nut 

Stop being so fucking annoying...go shuck a nut!!!
suck a nut by Ashley P December 15, 2003

suck a nut 

to be gay, like Daniel Mullica.
Your mom won't let you stay out pass 8:00!!! That sucks a nut Daniel!

suck the nuts off a gorilla 

This describes someone who has great oral sex suction.
That Wonda Wonderpig could suck the nuts off a gorilla!

Suck my nuts through a bendy straw 

It implies to suck on someone’s testicles but with added difficulty because they are sucking them through a straw that bends.
Person 1: that insta caption was awful
Person 2: fuck off buddy, suck my nuts through a bendy straw

Suckanut 

When someone doesen't listen to you or you're mad at someone you tell them to suck some testicles.
<Mengo> Suckanut Treize!
<Treize> Maybe later, right now I'm busy with Mark064.
Suckanut by Mengo March 14, 2004

suckanut 

Same as the others
<Corrin> I can't suckanut because my mouth is too busy on Mengo's cock
<Mengo> MM Baby.
suckanut by Treize March 15, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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