Staff Seargent: Hey shitbird! I've got a detail for you,
follow me to the back of the latrines. *Private gets handed a shovel* Pour that gasoline and diesel over that 55-gallon drum and mix
that shit up and burn it good.
Private: You want me to burn
this shit and piss?
Staff Seargent: Someone has to do it, it's gotta get done and it ain't gonna be me, so Embrace the Suck private.