subwednesday

The fourth day of the week in the middle of Tuesday and Thursday that marks the halfway point of the work week culminating in the consumption of a sub. Official subwednesdays must include the purchase of least one subway footlong.

Kristen: "What day is it?"
Stephen: "Subwednesday!!"
Kristen: "Truck yeah."
Stephen: "Buffalo chicken?"
Kristen: "Make it a footlong #subwednesday"

subwednesday by padulsks September 1, 2013

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Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

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Shwasted Shwednesday by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

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Sub Wednesday

The act of going to a Subway store every Wednesday, also because it's so fantastic it can be used to describe anyhting cool!

me: Hey, you up for a sub wednesday?
OR
me(talking about her new jumper): It's well sub wednesday!

Sub Wednesday by Qualitea Sara! February 19, 2008

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schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important

Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.

schwednesday by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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