subwednesday

The fourth day of the week in the middle of Tuesday and Thursday that marks the halfway point of the work week culminating in the consumption of a sub. Official subwednesdays must include the purchase of least one subway footlong.

Kristen: "What day is it?"
Stephen: "Subwednesday!!"
Kristen: "Truck yeah."
Stephen: "Buffalo chicken?"
Kristen: "Make it a footlong #subwednesday"

by padulsks September 1, 2013

Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

Sub Wednesday

The act of going to a Subway store every Wednesday, also because it's so fantastic it can be used to describe anyhting cool!

me: Hey, you up for a sub wednesday?
OR
me(talking about her new jumper): It's well sub wednesday!

by Qualitea Sara! February 19, 2008

schwednesday

Sexual Harassment Wednesday. A weekly event of sexually harassing someone or something at any given time on a Wednesday. Just another reason to feel up a significant other or someone you know or even just something you see.
Rules-(just so you do not offend anyone or become arrested)
1. The "target" has to know about schwednesday and be a willing candidate.
2. Has to be fun not always sexual but can be.
3. The act of making everyone else in the room really awkward is always a plus.
4. DO NOT ACTUALLY COMMIT SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!! Really Important

Hey what day is it?
SCHWEDNESDAY!!!!! (leading to fun groping and Fondling)
The End.

by Kale Anderson November 11, 2007