suburbiasexual

These poor souls are the antithesis of a metrosexual. The suburbiasexual cares little about his appearance. He also will say and do gay things even though he is not a homosexual.

"Hey, did you hear Sarka talking about Ryan Phillipe's butt cheeks? He's such a suburbiasexual!"

by MJjohansen February 7, 2007

suburbasexual

A gay man who embraces the heterosexual lifestyle, i.e. lack of taste in clothing, non-use of nonessential hygiene products, etc. Often accused of being straight. Opposite of metrosexual.

Andy has been suburbasexual since he came out; his repulsive habits and unmatchign clothes have kept him from finding a boyfriend.

by Andrew Trent December 31, 2004