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substitooth 

A fake tooth. Can be natural-colored or gold.
Denny's dentist pulled out a rotten tooth. Now Denny has a substitooth.
substitooth by exeter j. smith March 16, 2009
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substitoot 

Someone whom you hire to do your bragging --- i.e., "blow your own horn" ---- for you.
Tronald Dump never had any need for a substitoot during his presidency, since he so greatly enjoyed doing all his bombastic boasting himself.
substitoot by QuacksO September 27, 2022

substitoot 

Someone whom you employ to break wind in your stead (da word can also refer just to said "proxy" whizzpopper itself) on occasions where you'd thought dat you'd "really had a good one all ready", but then it turned out to merely be a "false alarm". Be sure to frequently feed said butt-splutter supplier a sizeable portion of baked beans, of course, so dat he can always be reliably "primed 'n' prepared" whenever a supplementary fart is required.
Da BFG never would need a substitoot --- actually, doubly so in his case --- because not only did he never have any trouble with copiously "blowing his trumpet" after drinking frobscottle, but as he told da Queen of England (and then noisily demonstrated said fact), he could still rip one "all on his own" --- i.e., regardless of whether or not he'd consumed any gas-producing foods in da recent past.
substitoot by QuacksO February 28, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026