subaru wrx

Known not to run. Weak transmissions. Catch fire easily.

My Subaru WRX loves its jackstands.

by KjpRoesky April 19, 2008

Subaru WRX

The best Japanese sedan, better than that Mitsubishi Piece of shit, the Superior Boxer 4 with 2.5 Liters. The most reliable car I have ever heard of, with AWD, and godly handling, don't forget that it's only 20000 for the TR back in 2006. (Tuner Ready for everyone who hasn't heard of this model because the STI is way more popular), and it still ranges around 25000-30000

Jack: Hey Bob, check out my new Subaru WRX

Bob: Woah, that thing is fucking cool!

by Don't click this October 28, 2023

Subaru WRX

A car that comes no where close to the sheer chadness of the Mitsubishi Evolution

-Pathetic subaru wrx onwer: that evo just gapped me!

by BonkersBoi January 22, 2022

Subaru WRX STi

the car of a true champion, the mitsubishi lancer evo's BIGGEST AND ONLY archenemy.

ignorant bitch: does the STi come standard wit a V8? and the evo too?

Subaru WRX STi driver and/or Mitsubishi Evo driver: they're both 4 cylinder....

ignorant bitch: HOLY SHIT NO WAY

by maddah faggah November 28, 2009

Subaru WRX STi

A hella beast car that is better than the piece of shit Mitsubishi Evo in all ways: looks (2007), speed (any year) and ralling (any year).

Hey dude did you see Travis Pastrana driving that Evo at the X-Games? Uhhh..no he couldnt have been because he is hella sick so he couldnt have been drving that piece of fucking shit Evo. He drives a Subaru WRX STi dumbass.

by Evosr4fags August 2, 2008

Subaru WRX STi

Better than the Evo in any way. Anyday.

Moron in Mistubishi Lancer Evolution: God damn that Subie looks good. Looks faster than what I have. *sadface*

Smart guy in the Subaru WRX STi: I pity a fool in an Evo.

by SevenStarz December 15, 2012

Subaru WRX STi

Usually driven by fat white guys.

"Yeah I saw another fat white guy driving a Subaru WRX STi".

"Yep, another lard ass".

by KisaButt5000 July 2, 2020