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stutzman 

A fucking queer who plays a oboe during concert season and marches a baritone during marching season

We all hate a Stutzman.
"Did you see that guy!"

"Yeah he's a fucking Stutzman!"
stutzman by Kendrick Hubbard May 24, 2016
Related Words

The Stutzman 

Noun - A douchbag freeloader who never closes the door.
That Scott kid really reminds me of "The Stutzman" when he comes in my room and makes a mess.
The Stutzman by O1SAU February 21, 2011

sam stutzman 

sam is a very sexy ripped rapper/youtuber and is a awesome dude so subscribe to tractorsam
sam stutzman by sam stutzmans December 13, 2019
a person (government agent) who investigates or provides information on narcotics violations.

named after the most famous narc in America "Robert Stutman"
Another bust! Damn stutmans, always gotta ruin the party.
stutman by BasturD May 18, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026