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Stupid money 

An amount of money (usually a lot) that can be disposed of without any consequences or downsides (not nervous etc. to spend it).
Some sports teams spend stupid money to have certain players on their rosters.
Stupid money by Original Orangutans October 16, 2019

Stupid Money 

When one is said to have stupid money, it means they have lots of money that they frequently spend either foolishly or impulsively on objects with little or no practical function.

For example paying far more for something because it contains a popular brand logo, when a higher quality product is available for a much lower price.

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Can also be used in a more extreme sense to refer to spending of money simply for the sake of spending it. Such as Bam Margera purchasing a new Hummer and intentionally crashing it hours later.
"You should get Beats headphones by Dre."
"Dude, I don't have stupid money like you do."

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Bam Margera buys a new house for his parents every year. That's just stupid money.
Stupid Money by Drift_91 August 7, 2011

money stupid

An expression describing a person who is unable to manage their money.
He comes from a family that is just simply money stupid; they all make purchases that are not thought out such as buying a brand new car or paying top dollar for poorly made products.
money stupid by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

Stupid Kovalchuk Money 

A word used to describe someone who is grossly overpaid for what they do, or simply a large sum of money.

This word will replace the term "Stupid DiPietro Money".
Did you hear about Bill's raise? The guy does absolutely nothing and still makes Stupid Kovalchuk Money
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