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Stupid mom 

A mother or female legal guardian who assumes, because of their position, that they know everything. (i.e. Everything that is going on, everything that has happened and everything that will happen.)
In example, stupid mom spends many hours on the phone yelling at whomever is on the other line telling them that they are wrong, stupid mom yells at you to pick up your dirty plate, although she herself has left her dirty plate on the table for you to pick up many times before.
Stupid mom by Black.Albino November 15, 2010
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Slang term used to refer to anyone fitting the emo, screamo or otherwise over-emotional melodramatic idiocracy that has seized a certain percentage of suburban America.
Did you see that stupidmo kid on YouTube yet?
Stupidmo by SouthernBluesman September 25, 2007

stupidometry 

The amateur scientific discipline of observing and reporting the level of stupidity exhibited by individuals in response to stimuli. In recent years, the rise of user-generated content online has driven an upsurge in stupidometry. The practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects frequently engage in heated debate in online forums and the comments sections of popular blogs. The impartial observer will often find it difficult to distinguish between practitioners of stupidometry and their subjects, given the subjective and often overlapping nature of these roles.
Example of enthusiastic stupidometry in response to blog post
Article: iPhone 10 rumours...
Comments
A: what a stupid article its pointless
B: No, it's pointless.
A: thats what I said stupid
B: No, that's not what you said. You said "its pointless". Missing apostrophe. Don't call me stupid.
C: Like I can't believe you wasted you're time correcting grammar in the comments dude!
D: well you wasted your time dude lolz, just had to comment didn't ya?
B: And it's "your" not "you're"
C: Anyhoo... android is better and iPhone 10 only for stupid fanbois
...
stupidometry by freake March 6, 2014

stupidmouth 

vb. To talk about someone or something in an ignorant way. On analogy with "to badmouth."
Trump was up early again this morning, stupidmouthing various people on Twitter.
stupidmouth by Zakoo December 19, 2016
We have reached the stupidome of political discourse.
Stupidome by Seabeejohn February 4, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008