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Stuffism 

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
Source: Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
Stuffism by Jordan Jew December 14, 2008
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stuffism 

Stuffism is a new religeon that kicks ass. The original bible for the religeon is the (printed) Urban Dictionary however a new bible will be written sometime this year.

Stuffism is based on the idea of Cornholio of Nicaragua (near lake titycocka). Cornholio was a prophet who sacrificed his bunghole for everyone. Heaven is Japan and hell is Canermany -a mix of canada and germany- the holy land is Florida and is the best country ever. Stuffism believes in jesus but he is not the son of god.

Sins include:

1) Taking a dookie in the urinal
2) Eating Spaghetti
3) Gassing yourself
4) Being canadian

The religeon is ideal for dumathes and fart knockers but anyone can believe in stuffism. Anyone who follows Stuffism is called a turd. The Stuffist bible will be known as the III testicle.
Alexander believes in stuffism which means he is a turd... whenever he takes a shower (every 10 minutes) a gay baby is born...
stuffism by Jordan Jew December 13, 2008

Steffism 

Upper-middle-class stalinistic pillowroomic phrenological matriarchal low affective moralistic benevolence addicted. Commonly found in Sweden.

Originated from Sweden's enlightened, supreme, and infallible prime minister Stefan Löfven.
The feminist was very Steffistic.
Swedish state television (SVT) uses Steffism as a powerful tool.
Steffism by Plopp402730 March 25, 2021

Stuffinme 

Stephanie McMahon, referring to her weight gain over the years
Hey look at Stuffinme's fat thighs!
Stuffinme by Darth Chaos October 6, 2008

STUFFISSIES 

STUFFISSIES is another plural for stuff 😌 if anyone ever tells you that they had STUFFISSIES to do today there a legend!!!!!
Hey I’m sorry I didn’t call today I had STUFFISSIES to do today
STUFFISSIES by M0NST4R.2 January 4, 2022

Stuffinmuff

If you haven't tasted him it's on you
Hey stuffinmuffin
Stuffinmuff by Wolfskin89 November 23, 2021
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