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stroking on the stroke 

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.
Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.
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Stroking the White Cat on the Inside

No one quite knows exactly what this means, but one can take a guess:
1. A form of female masturbation
2. Pleasuring an albino kitten
3. Conjuring images of someone as a woman who is stroking a white cat
4. Making love to a white african tiger
5. What happens when you eat too much Mexican Chili's

Ten on the floor stroking boar 

It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
“Is anyone driving that truck”
The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”