strelqing

When you’re jelqing (Stretching your cock for hours to make it extra long) and stroking your shit at the same time. Very painful and pleasureful experience that can add inches to your cock and benefit your mental health.

I was strelqing my shit for 8 hours yesterday - Tim

Only eight? That’s light work nigga I was strelqing mah shit for twelve pussy - Eric

Holy shit, you defeated me dude - tim

by anonymous July 22, 2024

Scott Sterling

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

Streaming service

As opposed to digital download and physical media, it's a type of online multimedia that is delivered and consumed in a continous manner from a source, with little or no intermediate storage in network elements. It's a usually a type of subscription service.

The term "streaming" refers to the delivery method of content, rather than content itself.

Notable examples include Netflix, Disney+, Amazon Prime Video and HBO Max.

"The streaming service model is also good as digital download and physical media." - Some streaming service enthusiast

by Ryan900USAYT April 19, 2022

Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012

streaming party

A streaming party is something you do when you want to support a song or an Album. You stream the song over and over again.

A: Hey what are you doing?
B: I'm having a streaming party

A: which album are u streaming?
B: Walls by Louis Tomlinson

A: Oh cool. Everybody should stream Walls by Louis Tomlinson;)

by FuckSimon2020 October 10, 2020

donald sterling effect

popularized by comments made by the Los Angeles Clipper's owner (of the same name), these are remarks or thoughts one may have in private, or between close friends/significant others, that if ever made public would result in negative reactions

guy 1: "I was looking through this girl's pictures on Facebook and came across pictures of when she was in high school. Is it wrong for me to think sexually about those pictures?"

guy 2: "That's that Donald Sterling Effect. Just don't let anyone find out and you're good."

by BatmanZoe April 28, 2014

cross streaming

The ultimate bond of brotherhood. To guys pee at the same time and try cross streams with each other. The ability for them to pee in front of each other resembles ultimate trusts in each other. The bond formed is stronger then the bond between Siamese twins.

Boy 1: Hey mate should we try cross streaming
Boy 2: Jeez, I don’t know if I’m ready for that type of commitment yet!

by The Suburban Errorist March 4, 2018