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strawberry cheese cake

When a female gives a man a blow job ,then you cum, you punch the girl in the nose and she bleeds so it looks like a strawberry cheese cake.
"I BLAMMED!! her then punched her in the nose and I gave her a strawberry cheese cake."

Strawberry Cheese-cake 

A simple sexual manouver in which a man punches their partner in the nose shortly after ejaculating in their mouth - thus inducing a nose-bleed that mixes with said man-juices to form a 'strawberry cheese-cake.'
Boy1: I 'strawberry cheese-caked' your mum last night.

Boy2: Shut it ya doss cunt.

strawberry cheese cake

when someone yells out strawberry cheese cake and someone runs up pulls there pants down and fucks the other person in the ass, while cuming the asshole bleeds and it makes strawberry cheesecake.
I heard strawberry cheese cake in the other room and I seen kevin run as fast as he could with his pants down to his ankle.

Strawberry Cheesecake 

Right as you blow your load in a chicks mouth you get so excited that you punch her in the face. The bloody spooge is Strawberry Cheesecake.
Man, that head was so good I gave dat bitch some Strawberry Cheesecake.

Strawberry Cheesecake 

The act of cuming in a womans face followed by a hard punch in the nose.
After our hot date I took her home for a strawberry cheesecake
Strawberry Cheesecake by Phish September 1, 2003

strawberry cheescake 

to ejaculat on a girls face then hit her a punch whitch busts her nose or lip
ye, i was shagging this fit blond and to finish her of i strawberry cheescaked her
strawberry cheescake by emo mark January 13, 2008
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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