strawberry couch 

a fucking masterpiece. the dream of every cutecore mf like me. 🎀🦴🍮🐾

person 1: omg i want the strawberry couch
person 2: oh so you like cutecore?

strawberry couch by wonie- February 14, 2023

StrawberryDouche 

To be a meth-addicted Kiwi Farms user. Often seen inserting themselves into internet drama and white knighting for liars, child exploiters, racists, drama queens, etc. for the "lulz". Doxes and harasses people they do not like and smears them as paedophiles, which is libel. When they are confronted for their actions and addressed by their legal name, they will often claim their real name to be a "fail-dox" and ignore whatever good points were made because of it.

Matthew Scott Lawrence: Did you hear about StrawberryDouche posting my dox on Kiwi Farms?

Kaizerin Kaur Nijhar: Oh yeah that's Alia Hypatia Alexander.

StrawberryDouche by Crybaby Alia November 21, 2023

StrawberryDouche 

To be a meth-addicted Kiwi Farms user. Often seen inserting themselves into internet drama and "white knighting" for racists, drama queens, and child exploiters for the "lulz". Doxes and harasses people she doesn't like and smears them as paedophiles which is libel. When they are confronted for their actions, they will often claim their real name to be a "fail- dox" thus ignoring whatever good points were made because of it.

Matthew Scott Lawrence: Did you hear about StrawberryDouche posting my dox on Kiwi Farms?

Kaizerin Kaur Nijhar: Oh yeah that's Alia Hypatia Alexander.

StrawberryDouche by Crybaby Alia July 23, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008