The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc
Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.
Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!
Girl 2: You know it!
by Ladymikmaq June 16, 2011
When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 24, 2015
1 Strategic Pooping: the act of timing your poops to only interfere with class time
See also: Great idea
See also: Great idea
by Briguy69 November 24, 2016
When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous
by BBB23 April 29, 2010
AKA Camping, a person (or persons) strategically placing themselves in a place or for the most part a video game.
Ex1: "Dude I was Strategically placed in the house the other day Ashley came over!"
Ex2: Dude1: "OMFG these f*ckers are camping near A!"
Dude2: "No they aren't they are just strategically placing themselves in the game!....Noob."
Ex2: Dude1: "OMFG these f*ckers are camping near A!"
Dude2: "No they aren't they are just strategically placing themselves in the game!....Noob."
by Quentin w. February 7, 2011
When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.
Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.
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If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.
or
i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!
or
If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.
or
i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!
by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009
Having someone closer than you to something you want and then pretending to be conveniently immobile so that they will get it for you.
by Vince August 11, 2008