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Strategic Hold

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When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
Strategic Hold by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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Strategic Hold

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When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
Strategic Hold by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015
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Strategic Hold

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When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.
The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants
Strategic Hold by Skin Sub Guy March 29, 2015
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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love peace and chicken grease 

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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
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