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straight up dog

When you have a bone (from either waking up in the morning, or other reasons), and you move it straight up in your pants so no one notices.
Straight up dog has saved my life, and many other's lives many times.

I walked right by my mom in the morning to go eat breakfast with a wicked rod, but she didn't even know because I was goin straight up dog!
straight up dog by brad950 January 16, 2004
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Box 1: "I don't think I can see him anymore. He asked to do anal on our first time."
Box 2: "Gurl, I don't believe you. What exactly did he want to do?"
1: "He asked if I wanted to do it doggy style. Ugh, NO! You can't get in there for atleast a week...maybe two!"
2: "You dumb ass bitch! He didn't want to go in your badonkadonk. You don't know what you sayin'."
1: "He wanted STRAIGHT UP DOGGY STYLE! and he has to wait OR PAY to put his pipe in that drain."
2: "You a fool...and a slut!"