Straight Facts

The higher degree of "facts." It is an emphasized version of "facts" meaning extremely true or something that is beyond true.

Billy: "Your dick is so much bigger than mine."
Alston: "Straight facts!"

Straight Facts by Butt Fuck Egypt December 6, 2018

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Straight Facts

Hayden Dales, with all seriousness and truth, legally loves his girlfriend - Quinn Horn - more!!

Straight Facts!

Oh yeah.... I love you more!

That reminds me of Hayden Dales because he loves his girlfriend more and it is in the dictionary (filled with only facts)

Straight Facts by Money gang June 24, 2021

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straight up fact

something that is true & in no way could be a lie

"Wriggely's belive it or not i saw what you did"-Hanney "thats a srtaight up fact yo"
Jo loves Brian <-- thats a straight up fact
"Errbody think yous a slut because you dress like a bust down"..."thats a striaght up fact chicka sorry"...."wtf ever yous juss jealous"

straight up fact by josahoelamo May 20, 2008

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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