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straight out of the earth 

When you find something nice and it is made up of the finest materials from mother nature. examples like extremely pricey items and clothes
A: Damn those shoes are $970.00. I Can buy those at kohls for the same price.

B:those must be straight out of the earth

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
Time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.
time zones are not perfectly straight, 15-degree slices of the earth; they are adjusted for national borders and political decisions.

Straighter Than A Circle

Straighter than a circle means that the person, and or persons is basically homosexual.
Person 1:Oh man, did you just see that guy walk by?
Person 2:Yeah, he is so straighter than a circle.

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.
Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

straightdar 

the ability to sense if someone is heterosexual.
Bill- "Dude, my straightdar is tingling over that guy you were talking about."

Chris- "Damn it, man. I was definitely going to go hit on his cute ass."
straightdar by Ladron June 28, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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