A heterosexual person who attracts the attention and affection of a homosexual person, maybe even acting homosexual at times, with no results.

Similar to jailbait but instead of being underage, they are straight.

Stephanie: Jessica is so sweet and so sexy and she's always hugging and spooning me, but there is no chance of anything ever happening between us because she's straight. She's total straight bait

Straight Bait by jambalayamaya November 16, 2009

straight bait

a word used to describe a homosexual who appears and acts heterosexual, and attracts attention and advances from persons of the opposite sex.

example: Latin pop sensation Ricky Martin.

straight bait by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004

queer bait for the not straight

TV show where five faggots come over & try to show a straight guy how to act more like a fudgepacker. As if knowledge of music, decorating, and fashion is not what makes a dude queer in the first place.

Watched exclusively by women and homosexual men.

FABULOUS, Fred!! The guys from Queer Bait for the Not Straight came over yesterday & took me shopping at Fags R Us and the Penis Lover's Furniture Outlet. Wanna butt-slam?

queer bait for the not straight by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

Straight baited

When you prank someone into saying something straight even though they're not.

Greg 1: "Sllab"
Ggreg: "Mmmmmm sllab."
Greg 1: "Hahahaha you said "mmmmmmm" to balls backwards!"
Greg 1: "Get straight baited."

Straight baited by Lagalot April 11, 2022

Straightbait

A good ol country girl who likes mowing grass, burning gas, and eating ass

Man she’s such a Straightbait I’m just tryna crack open a cold one and do some honkey tonk with her am I right fellers???

Straightbait by straightbait December 11, 2018

Straightbaiting

If there is a word "Queerbaiting" for the straights, there should also be one for the gays! Introducing, STRAIGHTBAITING. Where lesbians and gays reunite to bait straights to bring them terror they give for the gays when they bait us.

These are the straightbaiters' objective:

1. To bait the straights
2. Make them say their homophobic thoughts without them realizing that we are straightbaiters
3. Expose their discrimination and feed off their drained soul
And lastly, 4. Convert them to become HOMOSEXUALS

Louisse: Oh my God, I know. I'm so straight. (Little do they know that I'm straightbaiting them BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.)

Straightbaiting by jasontoddxoxoxo March 12, 2025

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026