straight as a circle

A phrase that basically means gay. Or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.

Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as straight as a circle.

Dude: Did you catch Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!

by .:toXxisunshine:. March 05, 2008

straight as a circle

anyone whom simply doesn't consider themselves straight

Ignorant homophobe: You're straight-
Homoromantic heteroflexible: STRAIGHT AS A CIRCLE.

by suck_my_d33 June 26, 2021

Straight as a circle

"Straight as a circle" is the meaning "your/im gay"

He's deffinetly gay. Yeah Georgenotfound is straight as a circle

by IvaNotFound March 08, 2021

you're as straight as a circle

implying that you're gay.

"heyy dude, i'm not gay stop saying that!"
"sure. you're as straight as a circle."

by im-so-a-narnian March 07, 2012

straight line circles

(phrase) This phrase is used to describe the rotation of a pipe around a group of marijuana smokers. Usually, for convenience, the group will form a circle to pass the pipe but sometimes the group will form a line, thus causing them to pass the pipe in a "straight line circle".

Man, I can't do straight line circles! I always pass it to the wrong person!!

by mamma murder May 29, 2010

straight-circle

Circle which is as perfect as a straight line but is stil a circle.

Emily : you've drawn a straight-circle

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by Straight circle October 08, 2020

Straight circle

A straight circle is a perfect as a straight line but still a circle.

You've drawn an amazing straight circle

by Straight circle October 08, 2020