storked up

Adjective:

1) the state of being pregnant; knocked up.

2) to get a girl pregnant or knocked up.

1) Did you see Cindy? She's 6 months storked up.

2) Did you see Dave? He's all nervous because he storked up his girlfriend's sister.

storked up by scharky January 31, 2018

stocked up 

full inventory of certain drug(or)drugs

bobby: hey, does your dealer sell shrooms? I want some.
Tyler: let me check.

....

Tyler: yeah, he just bought some actually, he is stocked up.

stocked up by gloverfull May 18, 2014

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke 

A euphemism for blue balls or the female equivalent. Stoked about getting it, stroked for a little while, and then it all goes up in smoke and nothing happens.

"Man, last night blew. Stoked, stroked and up in smoke."

Stoked, stroked and up in smoke by Lanikai July 18, 2009