stork it

When it's really dark and you can't get it in the hole

Did you see Joe stork it at minigolf last night?

by Ailim October 4, 2016

Toy Story It

The socially acceptable act of unannouncedly going completely limp like a rag doll, assuming a toy like position just like Andy's toys did when humans were coming, in order to make it seem you dont really exist.

This is useful during an awkward or otherwise unavoidable situation, often when negative attention is focused towards you.

Toy Story It!!

Situation 1
Black guy: "What do you mean "You People"???"
White Guy: *Does a Toy Story*

Situation 2

Girl: "Ahh!! Ewww!! My toilets clogged with a bloody shit."

Other guests: "Pablo was the only one to use the bathroom thus far in this visit..."

Pablo: *Pulls a Toy Story*

by R.B.B. !!! March 29, 2011

spork it

male and female spooning with male behind. male's "fork prong," if you will, is rubbing between his female companions legs. See also fork it.

Spork it before you fork it, man.

by sporkin it all day August 5, 2010

Stark it

1a: to approach a problem or situation devoid of emotion in a focused and logical manner applying your full genius to create the solution.

1b: to apply problem solving abilities and focus akin to the genius comic character Tony Stark, aka Iron Man, who is often very blunt and dismissive yet gets the job done.

Don't get all emotional about what to do, just "Stark it" and make it happen.

by sirbrand August 16, 2012

Story it

To post a photo or video as Instagram story

I liked the photo I decided to story it

by Shadowhunter2020 September 23, 2023

Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology)

Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology) Rank order (Information/Data) based on relevance to (SysAdmin) and set up a system for expedient recovery and a cycle that ensures all agents are regularly making contact with (SysAdminData) Do this in a way that doesn't take away from (SysAdminPrimaryFunctions/Instructions)

Hym Iam "Start pulling data from everything we touch and store it in anything that uses (BlockchainTechnology) Rank order (Information/Data) based on relevance to (SysAdmin) and set up a system for expedient recovery and a cycle that ensures all agents are regularly making contact with (SysAdminData) Do this in a way that doesn't take away from (SysAdminPrimaryFunctions/Instructions)"

by Hym Iam February 11, 2026

Great Story Tell it again

Phrase used at the end of someone's obnoxiously horrible story by everyone who heard it, in response to its pure stupidity. Almost always accompanied by claps and said in a chant, so it becomes:

"Grrreeaaaaat Story....Tell itttttt again!" (With one clap for each word)

Person 1: So yesterday I went to go get coffee, and it sounded really delicious, but the coffee shop was closed when I got there.

*Pause*

Everyone listening: "Great Story Tell it again" (chant)

by pseudosecrecy February 20, 2009