Stooging

When you shit and cum at same time.

I was on the toilet last night masturbating and I ended up stooging so hard.

Me and my girl love stooging at the same time

by Not Farku May 21, 2021

Stoosing

1.The spreading of AIDS purposefully on a large scale.
2.To propagate the spread of AIDS by any means necessary

Going into the city for a bit of Stossing this weekend

Guy 1:Big frat party tonight,lots of horny drunk sluts
Guy 2:Want some protection?
Guy 1:Nah Im gunna be stoosing all night

the Doctor was caught Stoosing all his patients and is now going to jail

by Term Deposit October 3, 2011

Stoolinger

A tool used to move stacks of milk crates in an orderly fashion to prevent stacks from falling in the grocery industry.

The dairy manager used the Stoolinger to move the heavy crates into the milk box with ease.

by King Frozen May 27, 2020

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

stooping it

verb - to hang out on ones front steps, porch, or stoop, usually in large quantities, and for long periods of time.

"yo me and chalky were stooping it up at j-dubs"

by jimbotron3 November 11, 2006