stoner proof

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008

Stonerpoofing

The act of one or multiple individuals advancing far ahead of a group when walking under the influence of marijuana.

Hey Steve, I know we just finished that J but stop stonerpoofing!

by Janderson1208 June 23, 2013