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fruit scone 

When one person penetrates another persons birthday cake whilst simultaneously shitting on their face
Wow Garry that was the most intense fruit scone I've ever had in my life, this is the best birthday ever!
fruit scone by Niamnehey October 28, 2017

fruity stones 

Yellow, pink, or other colored diamonds that rich athletes/moviestars buy for their wives and girlfriends. This term also often refers to colored diamonds worn by rappers and hip-hop artists. Apparently this is now "out of style" according to young jeezy's latest release "all white everything", which states "ni$$as still wearin fruity stones man, who does that?"
I can't believe Todd's bitch is still wearing those fruity stones.
fruity stones by rainshred20 September 4, 2010

stonerfruit 

A: "Haha they call you peaches?"
B: "OMG THAT'S THE PERFECT NICKNAME FOR ME!!"
A: "Oh... that's cool. I'm more of a plum, but peaches and plums are both stonefruits.
B: "uhh..."
A: "HEY didn't you used to smoke? Oh and you're gay... so ... does that make you a STONERfruit?"
B: O.o
stonerfruit by Phillip Yœrass July 23, 2010