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solopreneur 

An entrepreneur who works alone, "solo," running their business single-handedly. They might have contractors for hire, yet have full responsibility for the running of their business.
The typical solopreneur is easily tempted to become a work-a-holic, not feeling their work is ever done! They do the administrative tasks, marketing, customer service and service delivery typically by themselves.
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Solopreneur 

an entrepreneur who works alone, a company of one, a solo entrepreneur
Solopreneurs are increasingly becoming the go to people for companies interested in project-based execution
Solopreneur by Sufisant February 27, 2011

solopreneur 

A telecommuting professional who works alone from a home office with unlimited access to online porn, but who lacks the ability to control the urges of mastubatory premature ejaculation - especially whilst interacting remotely with colleagues or clients.

Derived from:

Solo,(Latin) to be alone
Pre,(Greek) to occur early
Neur,(Latin) coming from one's nervous system
I knew this solopreneur that would beat the meat while on conference calls. One time he forgot to mute the phone and we kept hearing a weird squishing noise in the background.
solopreneur by joepa007 December 8, 2013

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026