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stof by majozi72 January 18, 2009
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Stof is an acronym for something that happens to everyone, and we all know it. STOF - Steady Trail Of Farts.
"Oh man guys, I had the worst STOF on my date last night, I hope she didn't notice"
STOF by Mantequilla1996 July 11, 2017
Related Words
stoff stoffers stof Stofer Stoffle STOffed Stof’n stofa Stofanching Stofe
I have a STOF for you
There's a STOF that I feel when I'm with you
STOF by Boogiereaper November 30, 2020

Stof’n 

Tha act of making everyone in the room uncomfortable trying to get with a girl. Often times the girl may be cornered and the Stofer won’t let her out. Many times, the Stofer won’t realize what they are doing and do not know that what they are doing is wrong.
Nikie - “Oh shit Taylor, be careful Austin is out stof’n tonight.”

Taylor - “thanks for the heads up Nikie stay safe out there.”

Friedemann Stöffler

Er ist der wohl beste Buchautor den die Welt je gesehen hat. Einen besserern wie ihn Gibt es nicht. Friedemann wird schon seit Jahren von den Schülern eines Gymnasiums in Baden Würtemberg verheiligt. Wer nicht an den heiligen Friedemann glaubt wurde sofort von dem Heiligen Ferber geköpft. Dieses Gesetz wurde bis 2005 befolgt, bis die heilige Bettina in die Schule kam. Mit ihrer schreklichen Stimme und unasuhaltbarer Disziplin wollte niemand etwas mit ihr zu tun haben.

Seitdem herscht in der Schule wieder Frieden und jeder hasst bettina. Friedemann ist 2018 leider von uns gegangen und hat die Schule verlassen
Alle schüler haben am Verlassungstag getrauert. Wer dies nicht gemacht hat, wurde von Ferber geköpft.
Jedermann weiß Friedemann ist alman
Nicht jeder ist so krass wie Friedemann Stöffler
Wenn ich groß bin will ich wie Stöffi sein

Denis stoff 

Ukrainian Vocalist, also plays guitar
Previous bands include Make Me Famous, Down & Dirty and Asking Alexandria (Also Origami in Highh School)
Denis Stoff is an angel but also an idiot
Denis stoff by QuinnGallifrey January 24, 2017

Stofanching 

Any brutal or violent act that ends with a badly maimed corpse. The body is usually sodomized and may be partially consumed after death.
Hey man, WTF happened to that group of liberal protesters the other day? I heard they got Stofanched!

That bastard politician needs a stofanching.
Stofanching by Mr. Kowalski April 30, 2009
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