When an individual sneezes, coughs, and farts at the same time. Due to a variety of gases escaping from different openings in the same individual, this phenomenon has been termed the stinky gas leak
"Damn bro, I ate some chipotle last night and right after I finished hitting the bong I had a stinky gas leak"
The act of tea bagging ones friend while he/she is incapable of moving. When he/she screams for you to stop you drop your testicles into there mouth forcing them to breath through there nose as you pass gas in directly into there face.
My friend had a accident and was in a hospital bed unable to move. Being the great friend i am i gave him a stinky gasman.
When you are on the shitter and you don't have reading material so you jerk off instead, trying carefully to time your poo release with your spooge shot, leading to a stinky but wonderful feeling.
"God dammit, I forgot to bring the paper in here...(few minutes pass)...OOOHHHHHH YEEAAAHHHHH! Fuck that was a great stinkgasm"
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.