When you are on the shitter and you don't have reading material so you jerk off instead, trying carefully to time your poo release with your spooge shot, leading to a stinky but wonderful feeling.
"God dammit, I forgot to bring the paper in here...(few minutes pass)...OOOHHHHHH YEEAAAHHHHH! Fuck that was a great stinkgasm"
by Stinky Taco January 18, 2009
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1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.
Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.
Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
by Stooo March 20, 2003
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by crackernuts March 21, 2009
Get the Spinegasm mug.**two friends txting**
Karina: i got silk panties!
Dario: How they feel?
Karina: AMAZING!!!
Dario: Sounds like u just had a silkgasm
Karina: i got silk panties!
Dario: How they feel?
Karina: AMAZING!!!
Dario: Sounds like u just had a silkgasm
by DARY2012 September 3, 2011
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by podgmc February 9, 2003
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Girl Two: Oh, my god! I just had a total Shinogasm!
Girl Two: Oh, my god! I just had a total Shinogasm!
by Speedy Shinoda August 22, 2006
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