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stinkpalm 

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
stinkpalm by Stooo March 20, 2003
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stinkpalm 

To stick your hand down the crack of your ass and then shake hands with an enemy, hopefully where they will eat with their fingers.
"Dude I just stinkpalmed that stuck up Wing King!"
stinkpalm by podgmc February 9, 2003

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