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stinkpalm 

Grotesque act of social terrorism.
1) Spot someone you have little or no respect for at a social gathering.
2) Sneakily put your hand down the back of your own pants, and have a good rummage, exposing it to (how can I put this..?) ass-sweat.
3) Boldly run up to your target, extending the 'infected' hand for him/her to shake.
4) They are left with a stinky hand and complete ignorance of the insult they have been exposed to. You are left with an equally stinky hand, but also a sense of pride/victory.

Aka Shaolin Stinkpalm
"Beware the Shaolin Stinkpalm, you fool!"
stinkpalm by Stooo March 20, 2003
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Spinegasm 

The tingley feeling you get starting at the top of your spine and down into the rest of your body when you hear a certain song. See eargasm
what up broheim, I just listened to hexagram by the deftones and had a serious Spinegasm.
Spinegasm by crackernuts March 21, 2009
Orgasm produced by wearing, touching, or feeling silk
**two friends txting**

Karina: i got silk panties!
Dario: How they feel?
Karina: AMAZING!!!
Dario: Sounds like u just had a silkgasm
silkgasm by DARY2012 September 3, 2011

stinkpalm 

To stick your hand down the crack of your ass and then shake hands with an enemy, hopefully where they will eat with their fingers.
"Dude I just stinkpalmed that stuck up Wing King!"
stinkpalm by podgmc February 9, 2003

spankgasm 

An orgasm that occurs immediately after being spanked.
She got spanked just before she climaxed and had a spankgasm.
spankgasm by MephistoQC May 1, 2008

Shinogasm 

(Noun)An orgasm caused by Mike Shinoda related events or objects.
Girl One: Look at this picture of Mike Shinoda. So hot, right?
Girl Two: Oh, my god! I just had a total Shinogasm!
Shinogasm by Speedy Shinoda August 22, 2006
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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